Frequently Asked Questions
Last Updated: 10/16/25
What is Aleluminati Beer Collective?
We are not merely a blog. We are the Order of the Pour.... a collective bound by the belief that craft beer is more than drink; it is devotion. Within these pages, the faithful share their revelations, record the words of brewers, and bear witness to the liquid art that binds us. Those who enter do not read... they commune.
Do you sell beer?
No no, peasant, we do not brew, sell, or distribute the sacred liquid. Our role is not to create the pour, but to chronicle its glory. We write. We speak. We illuminate the craft for those who thirst to understand it. The brewing belongs to the masters; the reverence belongs to us.
Can I submit a beer for review?
Indeed, Initiate. Should you wish for your creation to be judged beneath the watchful eye of the Order, you may present it for consideration. Brewers and distributors may send their offerings, along with the story behind them, to info@aleluminati.beer.
If the hops speak, we shall listen.
Do you collect personal data?
At present, no, the Order keeps no scrolls bearing your name. Should the day come when we summon a newsletter, host gatherings, or offer relics of the craft, we shall revise our decrees accordingly. Transparency is sacred; you will always know what we gather beneath the light of the hop-eye.
Can I contribute to the blog?
Possibly, Seeker. If the spirit of the craft moves through your pen, if you have a tale worth pouring or a revelation worth sharing, approach the altar through our Contact Us page. Present your pitch, and should your words ring true with the voice of the hops, the Order may grant you entry to our circle of scribes.